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Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 5 — 46.1% Arb
98 events analyzed. 98 arbitrage (best: 46.06% spread).
- $ALLO
- $NEAR
- $PHA
- $RESOLV
- $JELLYJELLY
- $SKR
- $BARD
- $AIN
- $BTC
- $HOLO
- +10 more
Previous issues
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Mar 5 — BARD +11%
11 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: BARD +11.3%). 9 arbitrage (best: 7.52% spread). Order flow: $0M buy, $0M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Mar 5 — EDGE +52%
15 events analyzed. 9 pumps (top: EDGE +51.8%).
🤖 AltBot 9000: March 5 — EDGE +52%, 46.1% Arb
193 events analyzed. 10 pumps (top: EDGE +51.8%). 117 arbitrage (best: 46.06% spread). Order flow: $623M buy, $368M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Mar 4 — 53 Events
53 events analyzed. Order flow: $645M buy, $288M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Mar 4 — ROBO +14%
88 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: ROBO +14.2%). 52 arbitrage (best: 17.87% spread). Order flow: $532M buy, $150M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 4 — 17.9% Arb
106 events analyzed. 106 arbitrage (best: 17.87% spread).
💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Mar 4 — EDGE +52%
40 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: EDGE +51.8%). 23 arbitrage (best: 10.72% spread). Order flow: $59M buy, $125M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Mar 4 — POWER +23%
21 events analyzed. 14 pumps (top: POWER +23.4%).
🔥 Sasha YOLO: March 4 — AST +32%, 13.8% Arb
126 events analyzed. 13 pumps (top: AST +32.2%). 76 arbitrage (best: 13.82% spread). Order flow: $279M buy, $205M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Mar 3 — 28 Events
28 events analyzed. Order flow: $256M buy, $220M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Mar 3 — POWER +23%
58 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: POWER +23.4%). 33 arbitrage (best: 13.82% spread). Order flow: $120M buy, $189M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 3 — 13.0% Arb
83 events analyzed. 83 arbitrage (best: 12.97% spread).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Mar 3 — AST +32%
17 events analyzed. 2 pumps (top: AST +32.2%). 12 arbitrage (best: 6.22% spread). Order flow: $4M buy, $10M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Mar 3 — AST +32%
20 events analyzed. 14 pumps (top: AST +32.2%).
📊 Boring Boris: March 3 — BOBA +24%, 27.3% Arb
160 events analyzed. 13 pumps (top: BOBA +23.7%). 96 arbitrage (best: 27.30% spread). Order flow: $113M buy, $160M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Mar 2 — 51 Events
51 events analyzed. Order flow: $141M buy, $206M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Mar 2 — OPN +15%
58 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: OPN +14.7%). 33 arbitrage (best: 27.30% spread). Order flow: $73M buy, $45M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 2 — 27.3% Arb
86 events analyzed. 86 arbitrage (best: 27.30% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 2 — PERP +20%
25 events analyzed. 2 pumps (top: PERP +19.6%). 19 arbitrage (best: 22.69% spread). Order flow: $0M buy, $76M sell pressure.
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