Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
📊 Boring Boris: Weekly Whale Report — Week 10
1046 events analyzed. 70 pumps (top: EDGE +51.8%). 650 arbitrage (best: 46.06% spread). Order flow: $2022M buy, $1779M sell pressure.
- $CAMP
- $SAHARA
- $ASTER
- $CAKE
- $SD
- $LA
- $BOBA
- $XPL
- $FAI
- $GIGGLE
- +10 more
Previous issues
💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Mar 8 — PRCL +17%
29 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: PRCL +16.6%). 9 arbitrage (best: 4.73% spread). Order flow: $498M buy, $22M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Mar 8 — AKE +40%
19 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: AKE +40.5%).
😈 Papa Dump: March 8 — AKE +40%, 12.6% Arb
110 events analyzed. 10 pumps (top: AKE +40.5%). 71 arbitrage (best: 12.62% spread). Order flow: $49M buy, $157M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Mar 7 — 24 Events
24 events analyzed. Order flow: $83M buy, $112M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Mar 7 — DEGO +11%
28 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: DEGO +11.5%). 17 arbitrage (best: 12.62% spread). Order flow: $15M buy, $49M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 10
111 events analyzed. 75 pumps (top: EDGE +51.8%).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 7 — 11.7% Arb
90 events analyzed. 90 arbitrage (best: 11.67% spread).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Mar 7 — AKE +40%
46 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: AKE +40.5%). 35 arbitrage (best: 11.08% spread). Order flow: $16M buy, $0M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Mar 7 — UAI +24%
11 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: UAI +23.6%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: March 7 — UAI +24%, 11.7% Arb
165 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: UAI +23.6%). 106 arbitrage (best: 11.67% spread). Order flow: $145M buy, $277M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Mar 6 — 38 Events
38 events analyzed. Order flow: $112M buy, $273M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Exchange Flows — Week 10
1252 events analyzed. 82 pumps (top: EDGE +51.8%). 836 arbitrage (best: 46.06% spread). Order flow: $1890M buy, $2065M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Mar 6 — SYND +13%
64 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: SYND +12.8%). 40 arbitrage (best: 11.67% spread). Order flow: $88M buy, $36M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 6 — 15.4% Arb
130 events analyzed. 130 arbitrage (best: 15.43% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 6 — UAI +24%
51 events analyzed. 2 pumps (top: UAI +23.6%). 40 arbitrage (best: 10.10% spread). Order flow: $20M buy, $18M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Mar 6 — OKB +48%
12 events analyzed. 10 pumps (top: OKB +47.8%).
💅 Crypto Barbie: March 6 — OKB +48%, 15.4% Arb
156 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: OKB +47.8%). 106 arbitrage (best: 15.43% spread). Order flow: $208M buy, $194M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Mar 5 — 45 Events
45 events analyzed. Order flow: $209M buy, $273M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Mar 5 — OKB +48%
73 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: OKB +47.8%). 47 arbitrage (best: 15.43% spread). Order flow: $65M buy, $185M sell pressure.
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