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Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 2 — PERP +20%
25 events analyzed. 2 pumps (top: PERP +19.6%). 19 arbitrage (best: 22.69% spread). Order flow: $0M buy, $76M sell pressure.
- $HIPPO
- $DENT
- $PERP
- $SHIB
- $PRIME
- $DOGE
- $BTC
- $ETH
- $XLM
- $AAVE
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Previous issues
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Mar 2 — PERP +20%
9 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: PERP +19.6%).
😈 Papa Dump: March 2 — SYND +15%, 9.3% Arb
159 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: SYND +14.9%). 115 arbitrage (best: 9.26% spread). Order flow: $193M buy, $356M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Mar 1 — 33 Events
33 events analyzed. Order flow: $220M buy, $305M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Mar 1 — SYND +15%
50 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: SYND +14.9%). 34 arbitrage (best: 9.26% spread). Order flow: $36M buy, $9M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 1 — 25.7% Arb
133 events analyzed. 133 arbitrage (best: 25.66% spread).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Weekly Whale Report — Week 9
1619 events analyzed. 90 pumps (top: CFG +173.2%). 1214 arbitrage (best: 49.95% spread). Order flow: $1475M buy, $1556M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Mar 1 — SYND +10%
52 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: SYND +10.4%). 42 arbitrage (best: 8.50% spread). Order flow: $103M buy, $3M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Mar 1 — PIRATE +40%
19 events analyzed. 16 pumps (top: PIRATE +39.5%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: March 1 — PIRATE +40%, 25.9% Arb
272 events analyzed. 21 pumps (top: PIRATE +39.5%). 205 arbitrage (best: 25.91% spread). Order flow: $327M buy, $105M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Feb 28 — 42 Events
42 events analyzed. Order flow: $308M buy, $497M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Feb 28 — MDT +18%
95 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: MDT +18.2%). 74 arbitrage (best: 25.91% spread). Order flow: $154M buy, $35M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 9
141 events analyzed. 88 pumps (top: CFG +173.2%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Feb 28 — 25.9% Arb
249 events analyzed. 249 arbitrage (best: 25.91% spread).
💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Feb 28 — IOTX +39%
102 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: IOTX +39.1%). 82 arbitrage (best: 21.40% spread). Order flow: $25M buy, $59M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Feb 28 — IOTX +39%
25 events analyzed. 17 pumps (top: IOTX +39.1%).
💅 Crypto Barbie: February 28 — IOTX +26%, 15.9% Arb
303 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: IOTX +25.7%). 240 arbitrage (best: 15.94% spread). Order flow: $97M buy, $714M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Feb 27 — 31 Events
31 events analyzed. Order flow: $70M buy, $331M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Exchange Flows — Week 9
1366 events analyzed. 75 pumps (top: CFG +173.2%). 1013 arbitrage (best: 49.95% spread). Order flow: $1153M buy, $1098M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Feb 27 — LAYER +22%
132 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: LAYER +22.2%). 103 arbitrage (best: 15.33% spread). Order flow: $14M buy, $66M sell pressure.
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