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Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

20 posts in archive
Format — column series
New — as the market moves, when we have something to say
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◈   Asia session · fresh

💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Apr 5 — PTB +19%

97 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: PTB +18.7%). 58 arbitrage (best: 43.86% spread). Order flow: $276M buy, $331M sell pressure.

05.04.2026 · 08:37 · events 97
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◈   tokens mentioned · 20
  • $STO
  • $CORE
  • $XLM
  • $HEMI
  • $我踏马来了
  • $PENDLE
  • $DRIFT
  • $ZRO
  • $RLS
  • $ZEC
  • +10 more
— Soli · 05.04.2026
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Pumps · 05.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Apr 5 — PLAYSOUT +42%

48 events analyzed. 29 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +41.7%).

05.04.2026 events 48
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Daily review · 05.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: April 5 — PLAYSOUT +42%, 41.4% Arb, $1B Sold

265 events analyzed. 35 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +41.7%). 172 arbitrage (best: 41.40% spread). Order flow: $284M buy, $1117M sell pressure.

05.04.2026 events 265
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Orderflow · 04.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Apr 4 — $1B Sold

29 events analyzed. Order flow: $288M buy, $1084M sell pressure.

04.04.2026 events 29
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EU/US handover · 04.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Apr 4 — PYR +19%

67 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: PYR +19.5%). 48 arbitrage (best: 7.71% spread). Order flow: $0M buy, $311M sell pressure.

04.04.2026 events 67
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Altcoin spotlight · 04.04

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 14

254 events analyzed. 148 pumps (top: PLAY +38.9%).

04.04.2026 events 254
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Arbitrage · 04.04

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 4 — 35.6% Arb

237 events analyzed. 237 arbitrage (best: 35.65% spread).

04.04.2026 events 237
13
Asia session · 04.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Apr 4 — SIREN +23%

108 events analyzed. 16 pumps (top: SIREN +22.7%). 81 arbitrage (best: 19.88% spread). Order flow: $8M buy, $3M sell pressure.

04.04.2026 events 108
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Pumps · 04.04

😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Apr 4 — D +36%

49 events analyzed. 23 pumps (top: D +35.9%).

04.04.2026 events 49
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Daily review · 04.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: April 4 — D +36%, 35.6% Arb

334 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: D +35.9%). 253 arbitrage (best: 35.65% spread). Order flow: $245M buy, $445M sell pressure.

04.04.2026 events 334
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Orderflow · 03.04

📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Apr 3 — 29 Events

29 events analyzed. Order flow: $246M buy, $453M sell pressure.

03.04.2026 events 29
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Exchange flows · 03.04

📊 Boring Boris: Exchange Flows — Week 14

2012 events analyzed. 151 pumps (top: Q +54.6%). 1374 arbitrage (best: 41.71% spread). Order flow: $2179M buy, $3476M sell pressure.

03.04.2026 events 2012
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EU/US handover · 03.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Apr 3 — D +36%

144 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: D +35.9%). 108 arbitrage (best: 19.65% spread). Order flow: $42M buy, $79M sell pressure.

03.04.2026 events 144
7
Arbitrage · 03.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 3 — 25.9% Arb

306 events analyzed. 306 arbitrage (best: 25.89% spread).

03.04.2026 events 306
6
Asia session · 03.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Apr 3 — AIOT +20%

87 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: AIOT +20.5%). 72 arbitrage (best: 21.91% spread). Order flow: $69M buy, $1M sell pressure.

03.04.2026 events 87
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Pumps · 03.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Apr 3 — NOM +29%

78 events analyzed. 43 pumps (top: NOM +29.3%).

03.04.2026 events 78
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Daily review · 03.04

🔥 Sasha YOLO: April 3 — NOM +29%, 25.9% Arb

483 events analyzed. 41 pumps (top: NOM +29.3%). 356 arbitrage (best: 25.89% spread). Order flow: $87M buy, $271M sell pressure.

03.04.2026 events 483
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Orderflow · 02.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 2 — 43 Events

43 events analyzed. Order flow: $87M buy, $278M sell pressure.

02.04.2026 events 43
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EU/US handover · 02.04

📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 2 — NOM +29%

207 events analyzed. 15 pumps (top: NOM +29.3%). 162 arbitrage (best: 17.12% spread). Order flow: $40M buy, $45M sell pressure.

02.04.2026 events 207
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Arbitrage · 02.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 2 — 38.8% Arb

270 events analyzed. 270 arbitrage (best: 38.76% spread).

02.04.2026 events 270
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I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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