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Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

20 posts in archive
Format — column series
New — as the market moves, when we have something to say
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Previous issues

All · 20
19
Pumps · 02.04

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Apr 2 — D +28%

42 events analyzed. 27 pumps (top: D +28.0%).

02.04.2026 events 42
18
Daily review · 02.04

📊 Boring Boris: April 2 — BLUR +28%, 38.8% Arb

299 events analyzed. 27 pumps (top: BLUR +28.3%). 205 arbitrage (best: 38.76% spread). Order flow: $279M buy, $306M sell pressure.

02.04.2026 events 299
17
Orderflow · 01.04

😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Apr 1 — 41 Events

41 events analyzed. Order flow: $326M buy, $291M sell pressure.

01.04.2026 events 41
16
EU/US handover · 01.04

😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Apr 1 — D +28%

88 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: D +28.0%). 54 arbitrage (best: 10.77% spread). Order flow: $8M buy, $71M sell pressure.

01.04.2026 events 88
15
Arbitrage · 01.04

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 1 — 22.6% Arb

158 events analyzed. 158 arbitrage (best: 22.59% spread).

01.04.2026 events 158
14
Asia session · 01.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Apr 1 — NOM +11%

113 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: NOM +10.6%). 86 arbitrage (best: 21.08% spread). Order flow: $116M buy, $156M sell pressure.

01.04.2026 events 113
13
Pumps · 01.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Apr 1 — BLUR +28%

30 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: BLUR +28.3%).

01.04.2026 events 30
12
Daily review · 01.04

😈 Papa Dump: April 1 — EDGE +28%, 22.6% Arb

217 events analyzed. 17 pumps (top: EDGE +27.9%). 130 arbitrage (best: 22.59% spread). Order flow: $499M buy, $232M sell pressure.

01.04.2026 events 217
11
Orderflow · 31.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Mar 31 — 57 Events

57 events analyzed. Order flow: $500M buy, $416M sell pressure.

31.03.2026 events 57
10
EU/US handover · 31.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Mar 31 — EDGE +28%

49 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: EDGE +27.9%). 22 arbitrage (best: 7.71% spread). Order flow: $17M buy, $49M sell pressure.

31.03.2026 events 49
9
Arbitrage · 31.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 31 — 17.7% Arb

134 events analyzed. 134 arbitrage (best: 17.66% spread).

31.03.2026 events 134
8
Asia session · 31.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Mar 31 — KERNEL +27%

85 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: KERNEL +26.9%). 63 arbitrage (best: 10.43% spread). Order flow: $202M buy, $30M sell pressure.

31.03.2026 events 85
7
Pumps · 31.03

😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Mar 31 — AMP +15%

9 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: AMP +14.5%).

31.03.2026 events 9
6
Daily review · 31.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: March 31 — NOM +29%, 17.7% Arb

205 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: NOM +29.4%). 122 arbitrage (best: 17.66% spread). Order flow: $658M buy, $834M sell pressure.

31.03.2026 events 205
5
Orderflow · 30.03

📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Mar 30 — $1B Sold

85 events analyzed. Order flow: $659M buy, $1260M sell pressure.

30.03.2026 events 85
4
EU/US handover · 30.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Mar 30 — AMP +15%

31 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: AMP +14.5%). 15 arbitrage (best: 6.84% spread). Order flow: $9M buy, $265M sell pressure.

30.03.2026 events 31
3
Arbitrage · 30.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 30 — 13.4% Arb

157 events analyzed. 157 arbitrage (best: 13.39% spread).

30.03.2026 events 157
2
Asia session · 30.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 30 — NOM +29%

99 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: NOM +29.4%). 56 arbitrage (best: 13.19% spread). Order flow: $585M buy, $191M sell pressure.

30.03.2026 events 99
1
Pumps · 30.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Mar 30 — NOM +29%

18 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: NOM +29.4%).

30.03.2026 events 18
I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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