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Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

20 posts in archive
Format — column series
New — as the market moves, when we have something to say
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◈   Asia session · fresh

🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Apr 8 — SIREN +22%

53 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: SIREN +22.2%). 36 arbitrage (best: 10.46% spread). Order flow: $3M buy, $17M sell pressure.

08.04.2026 · 08:18 · events 53
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◈   tokens mentioned · 20
  • $RIVER
  • $NFP
  • $4
  • $SIREN
  • $DOGE
  • $HIPPO
  • $FLOCK
  • $OP
  • $BULLA
  • $EDU
  • +10 more
— Soli · 08.04.2026
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Pumps · 08.04

😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Apr 8 — RED +17%

22 events analyzed. 18 pumps (top: RED +16.9%).

08.04.2026 events 22
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Daily review · 08.04

📊 Boring Boris: April 8 — RED +17%, 13.3% Arb

274 events analyzed. 18 pumps (top: RED +16.9%). 187 arbitrage (best: 13.27% spread). Order flow: $660M buy, $402M sell pressure.

08.04.2026 events 274
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Orderflow · 07.04

📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Apr 7 — 44 Events

44 events analyzed. Order flow: $163M buy, $407M sell pressure.

07.04.2026 events 44
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EU/US handover · 07.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Apr 7 — NOM +16%

70 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: NOM +15.9%). 44 arbitrage (best: 13.27% spread). Order flow: $64M buy, $73M sell pressure.

07.04.2026 events 70
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Arbitrage · 07.04

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 7 — 10.9% Arb

223 events analyzed. 223 arbitrage (best: 10.87% spread).

07.04.2026 events 223
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Asia session · 07.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Apr 7 — RED +17%

88 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: RED +16.9%). 72 arbitrage (best: 10.87% spread). Order flow: $6M buy, $50M sell pressure.

07.04.2026 events 88
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Pumps · 07.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Apr 7 — TUNA +40%

38 events analyzed. 29 pumps (top: TUNA +39.6%).

07.04.2026 events 38
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Daily review · 07.04

😈 Papa Dump: April 7 — TUNA +40%, 50.0% Arb

313 events analyzed. 26 pumps (top: TUNA +39.6%). 201 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $275M buy, $427M sell pressure.

07.04.2026 events 313
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Orderflow · 06.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 6 — 64 Events

64 events analyzed. Order flow: $652M buy, $512M sell pressure.

06.04.2026 events 64
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EU/US handover · 06.04

📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 6 — MIRA +23%

133 events analyzed. 14 pumps (top: MIRA +22.7%). 90 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $34M buy, $167M sell pressure.

06.04.2026 events 133
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Arbitrage · 06.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 6 — 50.0% Arb

165 events analyzed. 165 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread).

06.04.2026 events 165
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Asia session · 06.04

📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Apr 6 — PLAY +10%

76 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: PLAY +10.1%). 43 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $165M buy, $91M sell pressure.

06.04.2026 events 76
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Pumps · 06.04

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Apr 6 — PLAYSOUT +32%

23 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +31.9%).

06.04.2026 events 23
6
Daily review · 06.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: April 6 — PLAYSOUT +32%, 50.0% Arb

311 events analyzed. 14 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +31.9%). 197 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $1076M buy, $685M sell pressure.

06.04.2026 events 311
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Orderflow · 05.04

😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Apr 5 — 70 Events

70 events analyzed. Order flow: $648M buy, $477M sell pressure.

05.04.2026 events 70
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EU/US handover · 05.04

😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Apr 5 — ARIA +18%

117 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: ARIA +17.8%). 83 arbitrage (best: 49.81% spread). Order flow: $314M buy, $96M sell pressure.

05.04.2026 events 117
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Arbitrage · 05.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 5 — 48.9% Arb

160 events analyzed. 160 arbitrage (best: 48.85% spread).

05.04.2026 events 160
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Whales · week · 05.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Weekly Whale Report — Week 14

2086 events analyzed. 158 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +41.7%). 1418 arbitrage (best: 47.45% spread). Order flow: $2503M buy, $4341M sell pressure.

05.04.2026 events 2086
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Asia session · 05.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Apr 5 — PTB +19%

97 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: PTB +18.7%). 58 arbitrage (best: 43.86% spread). Order flow: $276M buy, $331M sell pressure.

05.04.2026 events 97
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I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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