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Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

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Asia session · 11.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Apr 11 — CROSS +24%

140 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: CROSS +24.1%). 101 arbitrage (best: 12.48% spread). Order flow: $70M buy, $216M sell pressure.

11.04.2026 events 140
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Pumps · 11.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Apr 11 — TRADOOR +64%

84 events analyzed. 49 pumps (top: TRADOOR +64.3%).

11.04.2026 events 84
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Daily review · 11.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: April 11 — TRADOOR +64%, 25.0% Arb

490 events analyzed. 47 pumps (top: TRADOOR +64.3%). 350 arbitrage (best: 24.96% spread). Order flow: $259M buy, $369M sell pressure.

11.04.2026 events 490
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Orderflow · 10.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 10 — 62 Events

62 events analyzed. Order flow: $183M buy, $875M sell pressure.

10.04.2026 events 62
15
Exchange flows · 10.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Exchange Flows — Week 15

2217 events analyzed. 181 pumps (top: TRADOOR +64.3%). 1491 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $3193M buy, $4161M sell pressure.

10.04.2026 events 2217
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EU/US handover · 10.04

📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 10 — TRADOOR +64%

229 events analyzed. 18 pumps (top: TRADOOR +64.3%). 173 arbitrage (best: 24.96% spread). Order flow: $46M buy, $196M sell pressure.

10.04.2026 events 229
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Arbitrage · 10.04

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 10 — 49.5% Arb

312 events analyzed. 312 arbitrage (best: 49.53% spread).

10.04.2026 events 312
12
Asia session · 10.04

📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Apr 10 — MDT +16%

104 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: MDT +15.9%). 75 arbitrage (best: 14.01% spread). Order flow: $8M buy, $115M sell pressure.

10.04.2026 events 104
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Pumps · 10.04

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Apr 10 — RAVE +38%

55 events analyzed. 34 pumps (top: RAVE +37.8%).

10.04.2026 events 55
10
Daily review · 10.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: April 10 — RAVE +38%, 49.5% Arb, $1B Sold

383 events analyzed. 33 pumps (top: RAVE +37.8%). 241 arbitrage (best: 49.53% spread). Order flow: $597M buy, $1077M sell pressure.

10.04.2026 events 383
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Orderflow · 09.04

😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Apr 9 — 68 Events

68 events analyzed. Order flow: $526M buy, $587M sell pressure.

09.04.2026 events 68
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EU/US handover · 09.04

😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Apr 9 — ARIA +21%

95 events analyzed. 9 pumps (top: ARIA +20.8%). 60 arbitrage (best: 17.88% spread). Order flow: $198M buy, $120M sell pressure.

09.04.2026 events 95
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Arbitrage · 09.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 9 — 17.9% Arb

200 events analyzed. 200 arbitrage (best: 17.88% spread).

09.04.2026 events 200
6
Asia session · 09.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Apr 9 — BIFI +25%

93 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: BIFI +24.6%). 61 arbitrage (best: 12.20% spread). Order flow: $14M buy, $62M sell pressure.

09.04.2026 events 93
5
Pumps · 09.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Apr 9 — ENJ +33%

26 events analyzed. 16 pumps (top: ENJ +33.4%).

09.04.2026 events 26
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Daily review · 09.04

🔥 Sasha YOLO: April 9 — ENJ +33%, 16.7% Arb

239 events analyzed. 16 pumps (top: ENJ +33.4%). 174 arbitrage (best: 16.67% spread). Order flow: $130M buy, $89M sell pressure.

09.04.2026 events 239
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Orderflow · 08.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Apr 8 — 54 Events

54 events analyzed. Order flow: $651M buy, $226M sell pressure.

08.04.2026 events 54
2
EU/US handover · 08.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Apr 8 — ENJ +33%

103 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: ENJ +33.4%). 79 arbitrage (best: 16.67% spread). Order flow: $93M buy, $30M sell pressure.

08.04.2026 events 103
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Arbitrage · 08.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 8 — 16.7% Arb

152 events analyzed. 152 arbitrage (best: 16.67% spread).

08.04.2026 events 152
I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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