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Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Apr 5 — PLAYSOUT +42%
48 events analyzed. 29 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +41.7%).
- $D
- $JTO
- $SKYAI
- $RLS
- $PLAY
- $STO
- $L3
- $PLAYSOUT
- $PTB
- $AIOT
- +5 more
Previous issues
💅 Crypto Barbie: April 5 — PLAYSOUT +42%, 41.4% Arb, $1B Sold
265 events analyzed. 35 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +41.7%). 172 arbitrage (best: 41.40% spread). Order flow: $284M buy, $1117M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Apr 4 — $1B Sold
29 events analyzed. Order flow: $288M buy, $1084M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Apr 4 — PYR +19%
67 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: PYR +19.5%). 48 arbitrage (best: 7.71% spread). Order flow: $0M buy, $311M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 14
254 events analyzed. 148 pumps (top: PLAY +38.9%).
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 4 — 35.6% Arb
237 events analyzed. 237 arbitrage (best: 35.65% spread).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Apr 4 — SIREN +23%
108 events analyzed. 16 pumps (top: SIREN +22.7%). 81 arbitrage (best: 19.88% spread). Order flow: $8M buy, $3M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Apr 4 — D +36%
49 events analyzed. 23 pumps (top: D +35.9%).
🤖 AltBot 9000: April 4 — D +36%, 35.6% Arb
334 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: D +35.9%). 253 arbitrage (best: 35.65% spread). Order flow: $245M buy, $445M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Apr 3 — 29 Events
29 events analyzed. Order flow: $246M buy, $453M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Exchange Flows — Week 14
2012 events analyzed. 151 pumps (top: Q +54.6%). 1374 arbitrage (best: 41.71% spread). Order flow: $2179M buy, $3476M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Apr 3 — D +36%
144 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: D +35.9%). 108 arbitrage (best: 19.65% spread). Order flow: $42M buy, $79M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 3 — 25.9% Arb
306 events analyzed. 306 arbitrage (best: 25.89% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Apr 3 — AIOT +20%
87 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: AIOT +20.5%). 72 arbitrage (best: 21.91% spread). Order flow: $69M buy, $1M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Apr 3 — NOM +29%
78 events analyzed. 43 pumps (top: NOM +29.3%).
🔥 Sasha YOLO: April 3 — NOM +29%, 25.9% Arb
483 events analyzed. 41 pumps (top: NOM +29.3%). 356 arbitrage (best: 25.89% spread). Order flow: $87M buy, $271M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 2 — 43 Events
43 events analyzed. Order flow: $87M buy, $278M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 2 — NOM +29%
207 events analyzed. 15 pumps (top: NOM +29.3%). 162 arbitrage (best: 17.12% spread). Order flow: $40M buy, $45M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 2 — 38.8% Arb
270 events analyzed. 270 arbitrage (best: 38.76% spread).
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Apr 2 — ONT +20%
151 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: ONT +19.8%). 103 arbitrage (best: 19.66% spread). Order flow: $47M buy, $203M sell pressure.
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