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Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Apr 8 — SIREN +22%
53 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: SIREN +22.2%). 36 arbitrage (best: 10.46% spread). Order flow: $3M buy, $17M sell pressure.
- $RIVER
- $NFP
- $4
- $SIREN
- $DOGE
- $HIPPO
- $FLOCK
- $OP
- $BULLA
- $EDU
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Previous issues
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Apr 8 — RED +17%
22 events analyzed. 18 pumps (top: RED +16.9%).
📊 Boring Boris: April 8 — RED +17%, 13.3% Arb
274 events analyzed. 18 pumps (top: RED +16.9%). 187 arbitrage (best: 13.27% spread). Order flow: $660M buy, $402M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Apr 7 — 44 Events
44 events analyzed. Order flow: $163M buy, $407M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Apr 7 — NOM +16%
70 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: NOM +15.9%). 44 arbitrage (best: 13.27% spread). Order flow: $64M buy, $73M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 7 — 10.9% Arb
223 events analyzed. 223 arbitrage (best: 10.87% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Apr 7 — RED +17%
88 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: RED +16.9%). 72 arbitrage (best: 10.87% spread). Order flow: $6M buy, $50M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Apr 7 — TUNA +40%
38 events analyzed. 29 pumps (top: TUNA +39.6%).
😈 Papa Dump: April 7 — TUNA +40%, 50.0% Arb
313 events analyzed. 26 pumps (top: TUNA +39.6%). 201 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $275M buy, $427M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 6 — 64 Events
64 events analyzed. Order flow: $652M buy, $512M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 6 — MIRA +23%
133 events analyzed. 14 pumps (top: MIRA +22.7%). 90 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $34M buy, $167M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 6 — 50.0% Arb
165 events analyzed. 165 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread).
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Apr 6 — PLAY +10%
76 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: PLAY +10.1%). 43 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $165M buy, $91M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Apr 6 — PLAYSOUT +32%
23 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +31.9%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: April 6 — PLAYSOUT +32%, 50.0% Arb
311 events analyzed. 14 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +31.9%). 197 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $1076M buy, $685M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Apr 5 — 70 Events
70 events analyzed. Order flow: $648M buy, $477M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Apr 5 — ARIA +18%
117 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: ARIA +17.8%). 83 arbitrage (best: 49.81% spread). Order flow: $314M buy, $96M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 5 — 48.9% Arb
160 events analyzed. 160 arbitrage (best: 48.85% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Weekly Whale Report — Week 14
2086 events analyzed. 158 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +41.7%). 1418 arbitrage (best: 47.45% spread). Order flow: $2503M buy, $4341M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Apr 5 — PTB +19%
97 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: PTB +18.7%). 58 arbitrage (best: 43.86% spread). Order flow: $276M buy, $331M sell pressure.
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