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Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Apr 29 — 52 Events
52 events analyzed. Order flow: $102M buy, $163M sell pressure.
- $BTC
- $ZEC
- $HYPE
- $ETH
- $AAVE
- $SUI
- $BNB
- $TAO
- $SOL
- $USDT
- +23 more
Previous issues
😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Apr 29 — AI +70%
81 events analyzed. 14 pumps (top: AI +70.1%). 20 arbitrage (best: 21.38% spread). Order flow: $49M buy, $12M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 29 — 49.5% Arb
62 events analyzed. 62 arbitrage (best: 49.49% spread).
💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Apr 29 — BLEND +161%
86 events analyzed. 28 pumps (top: BLEND +161.1%). 28 arbitrage (best: 49.49% spread). Order flow: $37M buy, $133M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Apr 29 — BLEND +161%
132 events analyzed. 84 pumps (top: BLEND +161.1%).
💅 Crypto Barbie: April 29 — DORA +31%, 20.9% Arb
204 events analyzed. 68 pumps (top: DORA +31.5%). 34 arbitrage (best: 20.85% spread). Order flow: $34M buy, $58M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Apr 28 — 40 Events
40 events analyzed. Order flow: $32M buy, $58M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Apr 28 — DORA +31%
101 events analyzed. 41 pumps (top: DORA +31.5%). 11 arbitrage (best: 9.78% spread). Order flow: $14M buy, $4M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 28 — 13.3% Arb
16 events analyzed. 16 arbitrage (best: 13.32% spread).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Apr 28 — FIO +18%
45 events analyzed. 10 pumps (top: FIO +17.9%). 6 arbitrage (best: 11.11% spread). Order flow: $2M buy, $49M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Apr 28 — XCN +48%
101 events analyzed. 65 pumps (top: XCN +48.3%).
🤖 AltBot 9000: April 28 — XCN +48%, 37.4% Arb
222 events analyzed. 60 pumps (top: XCN +48.3%). 58 arbitrage (best: 37.43% spread). Order flow: $311M buy, $364M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Apr 27 — 86 Events
86 events analyzed. Order flow: $843M buy, $398M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Apr 27 — DAM +48%
92 events analyzed. 28 pumps (top: DAM +47.7%). 21 arbitrage (best: 37.43% spread). Order flow: $11M buy, $154M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 27 — 37.4% Arb
78 events analyzed. 78 arbitrage (best: 37.43% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Apr 27 — XCN +48%
97 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: XCN +48.3%). 37 arbitrage (best: 15.18% spread). Order flow: $301M buy, $213M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Apr 27 — D +39%
29 events analyzed. 15 pumps (top: D +39.0%).
🔥 Sasha YOLO: April 27 — D +39%, 14.1% Arb
182 events analyzed. 15 pumps (top: D +39.0%). 71 arbitrage (best: 14.06% spread). Order flow: $1470M buy, $742M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 26 — 58 Events
58 events analyzed. Order flow: $1000M buy, $754M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 26 — D +39%
70 events analyzed. 10 pumps (top: D +39.0%). 29 arbitrage (best: 14.06% spread). Order flow: $480M buy, $346M sell pressure.
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