Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse May 2 — 64 Events
64 events analyzed. Order flow: $528M buy, $281M sell pressure.
- $SOL
- $ETH
- $HYPE
- $PENGU
- $TRX
- $XRP
- $XLM
- $ARB
- $TAO
- $ZEC
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Previous issues
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover May 2 — GNO +55%
62 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: GNO +55.1%). 22 arbitrage (best: 7.62% spread). Order flow: $128M buy, $121M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 18
417 events analyzed. 247 pumps (top: BLEND +161.1%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter May 2 — 26.4% Arb
96 events analyzed. 96 arbitrage (best: 26.44% spread).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap May 2 — LAB +16%
61 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: LAB +16.1%). 36 arbitrage (best: 26.44% spread). Order flow: $302M buy, $34M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol May 2 — GUA +29%
34 events analyzed. 23 pumps (top: GUA +29.5%).
📊 Boring Boris: May 2 — GUA +29%, 14.1% Arb
188 events analyzed. 22 pumps (top: GUA +29.5%). 83 arbitrage (best: 14.05% spread). Order flow: $894M buy, $610M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse May 1 — 56 Events
56 events analyzed. Order flow: $897M buy, $492M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Exchange Flows — Week 18
1452 events analyzed. 262 pumps (top: BLEND +161.1%). 501 arbitrage (best: 49.49% spread). Order flow: $3309M buy, $2605M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover May 1 — GUA +29%
85 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: GUA +29.5%). 41 arbitrage (best: 13.57% spread). Order flow: $155M buy, $92M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter May 1 — 14.7% Arb
60 events analyzed. 60 arbitrage (best: 14.70% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap May 1 — B +29%
45 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: B +29.0%). 17 arbitrage (best: 11.65% spread). Order flow: $658M buy, $378M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol May 1 — BR +26%
24 events analyzed. 10 pumps (top: BR +26.4%).
😈 Papa Dump: May 1 — BR +26%, 20.3% Arb
129 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: BR +26.4%). 51 arbitrage (best: 20.32% spread). Order flow: $224M buy, $137M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 30 — 36 Events
36 events analyzed. Order flow: $215M buy, $140M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 30 — BR +26%
48 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: BR +26.4%). 12 arbitrage (best: 14.70% spread). Order flow: $114M buy, $81M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 30 — 25.7% Arb
65 events analyzed. 65 arbitrage (best: 25.71% spread).
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Apr 30 — NAORIS +17%
45 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: NAORIS +16.9%). 21 arbitrage (best: 20.32% spread). Order flow: $97M buy, $52M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Apr 30 — AI +70%
51 events analyzed. 25 pumps (top: AI +70.1%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: April 30 — 49.5% Arb
80 events analyzed. 80 arbitrage (best: 49.49% spread).
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