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Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

20 posts in archive
Format — column series
New — as the market moves, when we have something to say
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Pumps · 11.03

😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Mar 11 — AIN +61%

17 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: AIN +61.3%).

11.03.2026 events 17
18
Daily review · 11.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: March 11 — AIN +61%, 15.8% Arb

195 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: AIN +61.3%). 138 arbitrage (best: 15.84% spread). Order flow: $272M buy, $213M sell pressure.

11.03.2026 events 195
17
Orderflow · 10.03

📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Mar 10 — 37 Events

37 events analyzed. Order flow: $272M buy, $209M sell pressure.

10.03.2026 events 37
16
EU/US handover · 10.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Mar 10 — PLAYSOUT +16%

57 events analyzed. 2 pumps (top: PLAYSOUT +15.6%). 39 arbitrage (best: 7.95% spread). Order flow: $104M buy, $23M sell pressure.

10.03.2026 events 57
15
Arbitrage · 10.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 10 — 15.8% Arb

136 events analyzed. 136 arbitrage (best: 15.84% spread).

10.03.2026 events 136
14
Asia session · 10.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 10 — AIN +61%

84 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: AIN +61.3%). 64 arbitrage (best: 15.84% spread). Order flow: $169M buy, $21M sell pressure.

10.03.2026 events 84
13
Pumps · 10.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Mar 10 — IOTX +21%

6 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: IOTX +21.1%).

10.03.2026 events 6
12
Daily review · 10.03

🔥 Sasha YOLO: March 10 — IOTX +21%, 8.1% Arb

130 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: IOTX +21.1%). 85 arbitrage (best: 8.06% spread). Order flow: $542M buy, $197M sell pressure.

10.03.2026 events 130
11
Orderflow · 09.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Mar 9 — 54 Events

54 events analyzed. Order flow: $583M buy, $393M sell pressure.

09.03.2026 events 54
10
EU/US handover · 09.03

📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Mar 9 — ARIA +11%

59 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: ARIA +11.2%). 36 arbitrage (best: 8.06% spread). Order flow: $353M buy, $138M sell pressure.

09.03.2026 events 59
9
Arbitrage · 09.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 9 — 9.7% Arb

74 events analyzed. 74 arbitrage (best: 9.72% spread).

09.03.2026 events 74
8
Asia session · 09.03

📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Mar 9 — ARIA +12%

34 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: ARIA +11.7%). 21 arbitrage (best: 7.64% spread). Order flow: $174M buy, $51M sell pressure.

09.03.2026 events 34
7
Pumps · 09.03

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Mar 9 — SHPING +20%

9 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: SHPING +20.4%).

09.03.2026 events 9
6
Daily review · 09.03

📊 Boring Boris: March 9 — SHPING +20%, 9.7% Arb

134 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: SHPING +20.4%). 60 arbitrage (best: 9.72% spread). Order flow: $764M buy, $456M sell pressure.

09.03.2026 events 134
5
Orderflow · 08.03

😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Mar 8 — 47 Events

47 events analyzed. Order flow: $722M buy, $306M sell pressure.

08.03.2026 events 47
4
EU/US handover · 08.03

😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Mar 8 — SHPING +20%

55 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: SHPING +20.4%). 29 arbitrage (best: 9.72% spread). Order flow: $135M buy, $226M sell pressure.

08.03.2026 events 55
3
Arbitrage · 08.03

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 8 — 12.6% Arb

46 events analyzed. 46 arbitrage (best: 12.62% spread).

08.03.2026 events 46
2
Whales · week · 08.03

📊 Boring Boris: Weekly Whale Report — Week 10

1046 events analyzed. 70 pumps (top: EDGE +51.8%). 650 arbitrage (best: 46.06% spread). Order flow: $2022M buy, $1779M sell pressure.

08.03.2026 events 1046
1
Asia session · 08.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Mar 8 — PRCL +17%

29 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: PRCL +16.6%). 9 arbitrage (best: 4.73% spread). Order flow: $498M buy, $22M sell pressure.

08.03.2026 events 29
I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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