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Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

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New — as the market moves, when we have something to say
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◈   Arbitrage · fresh

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 14 — 13.5% Arb

87 events analyzed. 87 arbitrage (best: 13.49% spread).

14.03.2026 · 12:01 · events 87
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◈   tokens mentioned · 20
  • $XPL
  • $ZAMA
  • $PHA
  • $BTC
  • $XLM
  • $W
  • $DEXE
  • $PNUT
  • $TRUMP
  • $DOOD
  • +10 more
— Soli · 14.03.2026
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Asia session · 14.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 14 — C +12%

24 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: C +11.9%). 17 arbitrage (best: 10.17% spread). Order flow: $16M buy, $24M sell pressure.

14.03.2026 events 24
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Pumps · 14.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Mar 14 — 1000TAG +29%

18 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: 1000TAG +29.5%).

14.03.2026 events 18
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Daily review · 14.03

😈 Papa Dump: March 14 — 1000TAG +29%, 13.5% Arb

177 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: 1000TAG +29.5%). 95 arbitrage (best: 13.49% spread). Order flow: $229M buy, $409M sell pressure.

14.03.2026 events 177
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Orderflow · 13.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Mar 13 — 52 Events

52 events analyzed. Order flow: $230M buy, $399M sell pressure.

13.03.2026 events 52
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Exchange flows · 13.03

📊 Boring Boris: Exchange Flows — Week 11

1111 events analyzed. 85 pumps (top: AIN +61.3%). 687 arbitrage (best: 15.84% spread). Order flow: $2790M buy, $1772M sell pressure.

13.03.2026 events 1111
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EU/US handover · 13.03

📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Mar 13 — BDXN +18%

87 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: BDXN +18.0%). 44 arbitrage (best: 8.40% spread). Order flow: $190M buy, $278M sell pressure.

13.03.2026 events 87
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Arbitrage · 13.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 13 — 9.2% Arb

97 events analyzed. 97 arbitrage (best: 9.16% spread).

13.03.2026 events 97
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Asia session · 13.03

📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Mar 13 — 1000TAG +29%

34 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: 1000TAG +29.5%). 10 arbitrage (best: 4.82% spread). Order flow: $38M buy, $22M sell pressure.

13.03.2026 events 34
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Pumps · 13.03

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Mar 13 — UAI +30%

21 events analyzed. 17 pumps (top: UAI +30.1%).

13.03.2026 events 21
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Daily review · 13.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: March 13 — UAI +30%, 9.2% Arb

182 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: UAI +30.1%). 131 arbitrage (best: 9.16% spread). Order flow: $572M buy, $154M sell pressure.

13.03.2026 events 182
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Orderflow · 12.03

😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Mar 12 — 22 Events

22 events analyzed. Order flow: $572M buy, $144M sell pressure.

12.03.2026 events 22
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EU/US handover · 12.03

😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Mar 12 — REQ +22%

66 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: REQ +21.9%). 46 arbitrage (best: 8.17% spread). Order flow: $34M buy, $76M sell pressure.

12.03.2026 events 66
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Arbitrage · 12.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 12 — 14.3% Arb

138 events analyzed. 138 arbitrage (best: 14.30% spread).

12.03.2026 events 138
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Asia session · 12.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Mar 12 — UAI +24%

62 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: UAI +24.0%). 47 arbitrage (best: 8.69% spread). Order flow: $2M buy, $11M sell pressure.

12.03.2026 events 62
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Pumps · 12.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Mar 12 — DEGO +33%

34 events analyzed. 24 pumps (top: DEGO +32.9%).

12.03.2026 events 34
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Daily review · 12.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: March 12 — DEGO +33%, 14.3% Arb

199 events analyzed. 22 pumps (top: DEGO +32.9%). 127 arbitrage (best: 14.30% spread). Order flow: $326M buy, $201M sell pressure.

12.03.2026 events 199
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Orderflow · 11.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Mar 11 — 34 Events

34 events analyzed. Order flow: $326M buy, $208M sell pressure.

11.03.2026 events 34
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EU/US handover · 11.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Mar 11 — TOWNS +27%

118 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: TOWNS +27.3%). 77 arbitrage (best: 9.90% spread). Order flow: $199M buy, $85M sell pressure.

11.03.2026 events 118
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Arbitrage · 11.03

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 11 — 9.0% Arb

112 events analyzed. 112 arbitrage (best: 8.99% spread).

11.03.2026 events 112
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I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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