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Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

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EU/US handover · 24.08

EU/US Crossover Report: Velvet Chaos Rattles a Two-Way BTC/ETH Tape — August 24, 2026

During the 08:00-16:00 UTC peak liquidity window, order flow split into two clean camps: a single micro-cap complex (VELVET/VELVETSWAP) tore through 12 pumps and 17 dumps on razor-thin float, spinning off five-figure arbitrage spreads across Gate Futures and Binance Futures, while BTC and ETH ran genuine two-way institutional flow that closed net short — $861.2M in aggregate sell pressure against $620.6M in buy pressure across 49 tracked imbalances.

24.08.2026 events 101
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Arbitrage · 24.08

Arb Desk Report: VELVET Rips a 35.72% Gate-Binance Spread as 40 Cross-Exchange Gaps Light Up the Board

August 24, 2026 delivered 40 arbitrage opportunities across the board, headlined by five VELVET spreads between Gate Futures, Bitunix, and Binance Futures — including a monster 35.72% gap. TRUMP, TAC, PROM, and STORJ rounded out a session that rewarded traders who could move fast and had capital pre-positioned across venues.

24.08.2026 events 40
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Column · 24.08

Chart Patterns to Watch — August 24, 2026

6 classic TA patterns forming across major crypto today, each with its textbook measured-move target and invalidation level. Head & shoulders, double tops/bottoms and more on the 1-hour chart.

24.08.2026 events 6
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Asia session · 24.08

Asian Session Wrap: SCRT Whipsaws 26% Both Ways While BTC Sellers Pound Hyperliquid for $211M

Overnight Asian trading (00:00-08:00 UTC) was thin on breadth but loud in spots — Secret Network (SCRT) round-tripped nearly 26 points between a +12.9% pump and a -13.7% dump, while Bitcoin absorbed $211.2M in sell flow on Hyperliquid against just $13.1M of buying. Arbitrage desks had a field day in PROM and STORJ, with spreads over 5% between Binance Futures and KuCoin. ETH order flow was genuinely split — 100% buy pressure on OKX/KuCoin, 92% sell pressure on Hyperliquid/Coinbase minutes apart. US traders wake up to a market that spent the night arguing with itself.

24.08.2026 events 33
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Pumps · 24.08

PUMP PATROL: KII Rockets 39.6% While TUT's $125M Wave Steals the Real Show — August 24, 2026

18 events hit the tape today — 11 pumps, 7 dumps. KII led with a blistering +39.6% on razor-thin volume, but the real story is TUT's +18.2% move backed by $125.1M across 10 exchanges. Meme coins (RATS, 1000RATS) ran together, STORJ pumped then face-planted the same day, and the SWAP-token twins (TAC/TACSWAP, TUT/TUTSWAP) moved in lockstep. Chase carefully — half of today's gainers are one bad tick away from tomorrow's graveyard.

24.08.2026 events 18
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Daily review · 24.08

TUT Leads a $125M Breakout While BTC Fights Itself on the Order Book — Boring Boris's Daily Take, August 24, 2026

A 150-event day where pumps outweighed dumps five to one, BTC posted a 91% buy-pressure spike and an 88% sell-pressure spike within the same session, and TUT's broad 10-exchange rally was the only breakout with volume behind it. Boris walks through the pumps, the dumps, the arb desk, and what the order flow actually says about who's in control.

24.08.2026 events 150
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Orderflow · 23.08

Orderflow Pulse: BTC Sellers Hold the Tape as ETH Whales Quietly Load Up — August 23, 2026

Across 72 tracked orderflow imbalances, sell pressure edges out buy pressure $695.8M to $625.3M. BTC shows the split most clearly: a 64.7% average buy ratio on paper masks $385.5M in sell volume against $288.3M in buys, meaning big offshore blocks on OKX Spot and Hyperliquid are doing the real damage. ETH tells the opposite story — a below-50 average ratio hides a market that's nearly balanced in dollar terms, with Hyperliquid and Bitunix printing some of the cleanest accumulation prints of the day.

23.08.2026 events 72
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EU/US handover · 23.08

EU/US Crossover: BTC Buyers Dominate at 77% While ETH Splits the Room Down the Middle

Peak-liquidity trading from 08:00-16:00 UTC produced 64 tracked events, a lopsided $478.1M-to-$267.7M buy/sell split, and a 15-hit arbitrage session headlined by an 11.08% TRUMP spread — all while PROM ripped 12.3% on $11M of cross-exchange volume.

23.08.2026 events 64
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Arbitrage · 23.08

Arbitrage Hunter: 27 Cross-Exchange Spreads Fire Off as MOVE Dominates the Board — August 23, 2026

Boris runs the numbers on 27 arbitrage opportunities flagged today, led by an 8.46% Bitunix-to-Bybit spread on MOVE. Full breakdown of the top five plays, exchange-pair patterns, fee-adjusted profit math, and what to watch tomorrow.

23.08.2026 events 27
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Column · 23.08

Chart Patterns to Watch — August 23, 2026

6 classic TA patterns forming across major crypto today, each with its textbook measured-move target and invalidation level. Head & shoulders, double tops/bottoms and more on the 1-hour chart.

23.08.2026 events 6
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Whales · week · 23.08

Weekly Whale Report — Week 34, 2026: Distribution Overwhelms a Monday Accumulation Spike

Week 34 opened with an $661.1M BTC accumulation burst and a $280.0M ETH buy print, but both were swallowed by five subsequent BTC distribution waves and a HYPE breakdown, leaving the week net negative by $1,449.4M in pressure and $2,938.4M in pump-vs-dump volume.

23.08.2026 events 2750
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Asia session · 23.08

Asian Session Wrap: Sellers Dominate Overnight as MOVE Arbitrage Spreads Blow Out to 8.46%

Asian trading hours (00:00-08:00 UTC) on August 23, 2026 were dominated by heavy sell pressure across majors, with BTC seeing zero measured buy volume against $278.5M in sells. MOVE token chaos drove the top arbitrage spreads of the session while KII, TAC, and TACSWAP posted the biggest percentage gains on thin volume.

23.08.2026 events 36
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Pumps · 23.08

Pump Patrol: TAC Rockets +59.3% While the Market Bleeds $3.3B in Dumps — August 23, 2026

TAC headlines a wild 41-pump day with a scorching +59.3% breakout, but the tape tells a darker story: 493 dumps and $3.3B in sell volume dwarf the $306M pump total. TACSWAP and CASHCAT show textbook pump-and-dump fingerprints while AKE and ONDO offer the session's most credible strength.

23.08.2026 events 534
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Daily review · 23.08

Papa Dump's Daily Rundown: TAC Rockets 59%, CASHCAT Gets Liquidated, and the Whales Are Quietly Loading DOGE

August 23 delivered a wild split-screen market: 37 pumps fighting against 489 dumps, $3.29B in dump volume crushing $306M in pump volume, and a 40.8% arbitrage spread on H that most retail traders will never touch. Papa Dump breaks down TAC's Binance Futures breakout, CASHCAT's brutal 52% Hyperliquid liquidation, and why PUMP and DOGE order flow says smart money is quietly accumulating while everything else bleeds.

23.08.2026 events 1034
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Orderflow · 22.08

Orderflow Pulse: Sellers Bury HYPE and BTC While PUMP and DOGE Get Quietly Loaded — August 22, 2026

Today's tape shows $551.9M in sell pressure against $360.2M in buy pressure across 93 tracked orderflow imbalances. HYPE is getting dumped hard (86% and 85% sell ratios, $247.9M combined), BTC flipped net negative despite two strong buy prints, and ETH saw zero buy-side participation across $79.3M in sell volume. The bright spots: PUMP at a 90% buy ratio on $88.7M, and DOGE running net positive with $78.4M of buying against $55.9M of selling.

22.08.2026 events 93
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EU/US handover · 22.08

EU/US Crossover: SQD Craters 20% on $15.4M Liquidation as DOGE Whales Pile In With $78M Buy Wall

Peak liquidity hours (08:00-16:00 UTC) delivered a lopsided session: four modest pumps totaling $3.6M in volume were dwarfed by a single $15.4M SQD collapse, while order flow data showed $83.4M in aggregate buy pressure led by an $78.4M DOGE accumulation wave on Hyperliquid and Bybit. BTC and ETH stayed conspicuously quiet, with capital rotating hard into alt-perp flows instead.

22.08.2026 events 31
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Altcoin spotlight · 22.08

Altcoin Spotlight — Week 34: BASECAT Rips 225% While the Broader Tape Drowns in Sell Volume

A 366-pump-to-617-dump week where the standout gainers were mostly thin-liquidity microcaps, while dump volume outran pump volume by more than 4-to-1 — a bearish undertone masked by a handful of loud green candles.

22.08.2026 events 983
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Arbitrage · 22.08

Arbitrage Hunter Report: 417 Spreads Fire Off as H Token Rips 40.80% Between Bybit and OKX

A record-setting session for cross-exchange arbitrage — 417 flagged spreads including a blistering 40.80% gap on H between Bybit and OKX, plus double-digit windows on BEAT, BASED, LAB, and MOODENG. Full breakdown of buy/sell legs, fee-adjusted profit math, and exchange-pair patterns for August 22, 2026.

22.08.2026 events 417
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Column · 22.08

Chart Patterns to Watch — August 22, 2026

6 classic TA patterns forming across major crypto today, each with its textbook measured-move target and invalidation level. Head & shoulders, double tops/bottoms and more on the 1-hour chart.

22.08.2026 events 6
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I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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