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Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

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Arbitrage · 27.08

Arb Desk Report: ARIA Rips 29.2% as TAC Triangulates Across Four Venues

98 arbitrage prints crossed the desk on August 27, 2026, led by a 29.20% ARIA spread between Binance Futures and Bitunix. TAC dominated the tape with five separate cross-venue spreads above 8%, while ONG and MOVR rounded out a session heavy on futures-vs-spot and small-cap venue dislocations.

27.08.2026 events 98
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Column · 27.08

Chart Patterns to Watch — August 27, 2026

6 classic TA patterns forming across major crypto today, each with its textbook measured-move target and invalidation level. Head & shoulders, double tops/bottoms and more on the 1-hour chart.

27.08.2026 events 6
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Asia session · 27.08

Asian Session Wrap: TAC Rips 21%, ARIA Craters 32% as Overnight Chop Sets Up a Volatile US Open — August 27, 2026

While the US slept, TAC and MOVR whipsawed double digits in both directions, ARIA collapsed 32% on $65M of volume, and ETH quietly absorbed $73.7M in one-sided buy pressure with zero sell flow. Arbitrage desks had a field day with a 29% ARIA spread between Binance Futures and Bitunix. Here's everything US traders need to know before the bell.

27.08.2026 events 112
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Pumps · 27.08

Pump Patrol: AKE Rockets +47.4% Then Face-Plants -35.6% — August 27, 2026's Wildest Pump & Dump Session

93 volatility events rocked the tape today — 49 pumps, 44 dumps, and $1.1B combined volume. AKE stole the show with a +47.4% moonshot across 8 exchanges before round-tripping straight back down -35.6% the same session. BTR posted back-to-back double-digit pumps without a matching dump, while PORTAL and AKESWAP both gave back more than they made. Here's the full breakdown, sustainability scores, and where the smart money is watching overnight.

27.08.2026 events 93
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Daily review · 27.08

AKE's Wild 47% Whipsaw, PORTAL's Double Life, and Bitcoin's $734M Buy Wall: Crypto Daily Review — August 27, 2026

254 market events fired across the tape today, headlined by AKE ripping +47.4% on eight exchanges before round-tripping into a -35.6% dump on nine — a single-session whipsaw worth $160M in combined volume. Bitcoin held a clear buy-side tilt at 61.3% average ratio on $414.2M of buying, Ethereum ran even hotter at 72.6%, and the arbitrage desk lit up with a 12.63% PORTAL spread between Bybit and KuCoin. Meanwhile HYPE absorbed an 88% sell-pressure wave worth $107.2M — a whale signature worth watching into tomorrow.

27.08.2026 events 254
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Orderflow · 26.08

Orderflow Pulse: BTC Whales Split Books While ETH Smart Money Piles In — August 26, 2026

Order flow across 78 tracked events shows near-balanced aggregate pressure ($686.1M buy vs $675.8M sell), but the composition tells a sharper story: BTC books are fractured between aggressive 87-90% buy and sell blocks on the same day, while ETH shows a consistent accumulation tilt (62.7% avg buy ratio) led by Hyperliquid and Bitunix flow. SOL took the day's cleanest distribution hit at 94% sell ratio.

26.08.2026 events 78
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EU/US handover · 26.08

EU/US Crossover: Sell Pressure Overwhelms the Session as BTC Bleeds $189M and ONG Rips Both Directions

Peak liquidity hours on August 26 delivered 119 tracked events and a lopsided tape — $344.5M in sell pressure against just $83.7M in buys, with BTC absorbing nearly all of the offshore selling while ETH quietly accumulated. ONG and TAC dominated both the pump and dump boards with double-digit cross-exchange arbitrage spreads exposing fragmented liquidity.

26.08.2026 events 119
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Arbitrage · 26.08

Arbitrage Hunter Daily: 88 Spreads Fire as PORTAL Tops the Board at 12.63%

August 26, 2026 delivered 88 arbitrage opportunities across CEX venues, led by a 12.63% PORTAL spread between Bybit and KuCoin. Boring Boris breaks down the top five setups, exchange spread patterns, and the real fee math that separates paper profit from cash in the bank.

26.08.2026 events 88
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Column · 26.08

Chart Patterns to Watch — August 26, 2026

6 classic TA patterns forming across major crypto today, each with its textbook measured-move target and invalidation level. Head & shoulders, double tops/bottoms and more on the 1-hour chart.

26.08.2026 events 6
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Asia session · 26.08

Asian Session Wrap: PORTAL Whipsaws Traders as ETH Sees $94.6M One-Way Selling — August 26, 2026

The Asian session (00:00–08:00 UTC) was dominated by a violent PORTAL/BTR/PORTALSWAP round-trip that pumped and dumped double digits within hours, while ETH absorbed $94.6M in sell volume with almost zero buy-side participation. 42 arbitrage windows opened across Bybit, KuCoin, Gate and Bitunix, and BTC stayed eerily quiet with no imbalance events at all.

26.08.2026 events 82
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Pumps · 26.08

Pump Patrol: MDT Rips 20.7%, BAS and BTW Get Caught Round-Tripping — August 26, 2026

21 pumps and 13 dumps hit the tape today, led by a thin single-exchange MDT spike on Coinbase, while BAS, BTW and BASSWAP pumped and then dumped hard enough to look like textbook pump-and-dumps. Total dump volume ($49.3M) outran total pump volume ($35.0M), a quiet warning that distribution, not accumulation, ran the session.

26.08.2026 events 34
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Daily review · 26.08

BTC Bleeds, ETH Bites Back: Inside a $799M Sell-Pressure Day

August 26, 2026 delivered a textbook capital rotation: Bitcoin absorbed a brutal 90%+ sell-side pounding across $438.8M in flow while Ethereum quietly hoovered up $243.3M in buy pressure. Add 18 pumps, 11 dumps, and a wild BAS/BASSWAP/BTW whipsaw that pumped AND dumped the same tickers in the same session, and you've got a market that couldn't decide what it wanted — except when it came to punishing BTC longs.

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Orderflow · 25.08

Orderflow Pulse: BTC Bleeds Red While ETH Soaks Up Every Bid — August 25, 2026

Across 78 tracked imbalance events, sell pressure ($668.9M) outweighs buy pressure ($265.9M) by roughly 2.5-to-1, but the aggregate hides a sharp rotation: BTC is being dumped almost everywhere (7% average buy ratio) while ETH absorbs every offer thrown at it (90.5% buy ratio). HYPE and SOL are the wildcard — both showing buy AND sell imbalances on different venues, a sign of active repositioning rather than clean conviction.

25.08.2026 events 78
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EU/US handover · 25.08

EU/US Crossover Report: BTC Sell Wall Dominates Peak Liquidity Window as MDT Whipsaws on Coinbase

During the August 25, 2026 EU/US overlap (08:00-16:00 UTC), order flow skewed heavily bearish on BTC with a 92% sell ratio on $176.7M of volume, while altcoin desks chased a thin-liquidity MDT whipsaw on Coinbase and a cluster of 5%+ cross-exchange spreads opened on STORJ and NES.

25.08.2026 events 65
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Arbitrage · 25.08

Arb Desk Report: VELVET's 18% Spread Headlines a 47-Signal Day for Cross-Exchange Traders

August 25 delivered 47 arbitrage signals across the tracked venue set, topped by an 18.09% VELVET spread between Binance Futures and Gate Futures. Two separate NES dislocations between OKX and KuCoin flipped direction within the session, and STORJ posted four distinct spread events across four exchange pairs — the busiest single asset on the board. Here's the full breakdown, the math on what's actually collectible after fees, and what to watch tomorrow.

25.08.2026 events 47
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Column · 25.08

Chart Patterns to Watch — August 25, 2026

6 classic TA patterns forming across major crypto today, each with its textbook measured-move target and invalidation level. Head & shoulders, double tops/bottoms and more on the 1-hour chart.

25.08.2026 events 6
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Asia session · 25.08

Asian Session Wrap: BTC Sell Pressure Hits 97% While TAC Whipsaws Traders Both Ways — August 25, 2026

Bitcoin absorbed heavy overnight sell pressure (up to 97% ratio, $135.3M sold vs $0 bought) while Ethereum saw the mirror image with $78.4M in buy flow. TAC and TACSWAP both pumped over 10% and then dumped over 10% within the same session, and arbitrage spreads on BTR, STORJ, PROM and HEMI topped 6% overnight.

25.08.2026 events 54
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Pumps · 25.08

Pump Patrol: VELVET Rockets +69.6% Then Gets Rug-Pulled -50.8% — August 25, 2026

49 pump-and-dump events rocked the tape today, led by VELVET's wild +69.6% spike across seven exchanges — but the same ticker (and its VELVETSWAP cousin) also posted the day's ugliest dumps, with total sell volume ($502.6M) outpacing total pump volume ($396.6M). NES and CATE rounded out a session that screamed manipulation more than momentum.

25.08.2026 events 49
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Daily review · 25.08

VELVET Goes Feral, BTC Eats a $840M Sell Wall — Crypto Daily, August 25, 2026

One ticker hijacked the tape today. VELVET and its cousin VELVETSWAP swung 60-70% in both directions across a dozen venues while BTC absorbed $840M in sell flow against just $348M in buys. Total sell pressure across the market doubled buy pressure — $1.58B vs $792M — and 40 arbitrage windows opened, most of them on the same chaotic asset. Sasha YOLO breaks down the pumps, the dumps, the spreads, and why today smells like thin liquidity more than conviction.

25.08.2026 events 188
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I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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