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Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

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All · 20
19
Asia session · 20.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Apr 20 — PIEVERSE +31%

68 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: PIEVERSE +30.7%). 31 arbitrage (best: 42.76% spread). Order flow: $300M buy, $264M sell pressure.

20.04.2026 events 68
18
Pumps · 20.04

😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Apr 20 — DOGS +35%

70 events analyzed. 43 pumps (top: DOGS +34.8%).

20.04.2026 events 70
17
Daily review · 20.04

📊 Boring Boris: April 20 — DOGS +35%, 49.0% Arb, $1B Sold

336 events analyzed. 47 pumps (top: DOGS +34.8%). 119 arbitrage (best: 49.02% spread). Order flow: $653M buy, $1029M sell pressure.

20.04.2026 events 336
16
Orderflow · 19.04

📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Apr 19 — $1B Sold

125 events analyzed. Order flow: $651M buy, $1129M sell pressure.

19.04.2026 events 125
15
EU/US handover · 19.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Apr 19 — DOGS +35%

113 events analyzed. 15 pumps (top: DOGS +34.8%). 35 arbitrage (best: 12.64% spread). Order flow: $207M buy, $250M sell pressure.

19.04.2026 events 113
14
Arbitrage · 19.04

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 19 — 49.0% Arb

177 events analyzed. 177 arbitrage (best: 49.02% spread).

19.04.2026 events 177
13
Whales · week · 19.04

📊 Boring Boris: Weekly Whale Report — Week 16

3370 events analyzed. 446 pumps (top: UTK +99.4%). 1862 arbitrage (best: 49.02% spread). Order flow: $4994M buy, $5725M sell pressure.

19.04.2026 events 3370
12
Asia session · 19.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Apr 19 — RAVE +26%

144 events analyzed. 25 pumps (top: RAVE +26.4%). 55 arbitrage (best: 49.02% spread). Order flow: $443M buy, $390M sell pressure.

19.04.2026 events 144
11
Pumps · 19.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Apr 19 — REQ +47%

177 events analyzed. 99 pumps (top: REQ +47.1%).

19.04.2026 events 177
10
Daily review · 19.04

😈 Papa Dump: April 19 — REQ +47%, 35.8% Arb

455 events analyzed. 98 pumps (top: REQ +47.1%). 204 arbitrage (best: 35.83% spread). Order flow: $21M buy, $665M sell pressure.

19.04.2026 events 455
9
Orderflow · 18.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 18 — 58 Events

58 events analyzed. Order flow: $22M buy, $572M sell pressure.

18.04.2026 events 58
8
EU/US handover · 18.04

📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 18 — REQ +47%

207 events analyzed. 40 pumps (top: REQ +47.1%). 91 arbitrage (best: 35.83% spread). Order flow: $5M buy, $206M sell pressure.

18.04.2026 events 207
7
Altcoin spotlight · 18.04

💅 Crypto Barbie: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 16

725 events analyzed. 414 pumps (top: UTK +99.4%).

18.04.2026 events 725
6
Arbitrage · 18.04

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 18 — 35.8% Arb

160 events analyzed. 160 arbitrage (best: 35.83% spread).

18.04.2026 events 160
5
Asia session · 18.04

📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Apr 18 — ALICE +33%

128 events analyzed. 34 pumps (top: ALICE +32.8%). 59 arbitrage (best: 32.93% spread). Order flow: $9M buy, $44M sell pressure.

18.04.2026 events 128
4
Pumps · 18.04

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Apr 18 — SIREN +52%

135 events analyzed. 84 pumps (top: SIREN +52.3%).

18.04.2026 events 135
3
Daily review · 18.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: April 18 — SIREN +52%, 41.9% Arb

514 events analyzed. 83 pumps (top: SIREN +52.3%). 264 arbitrage (best: 41.86% spread). Order flow: $609M buy, $528M sell pressure.

18.04.2026 events 514
2
Orderflow · 17.04

😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Apr 17 — 99 Events

99 events analyzed. Order flow: $665M buy, $629M sell pressure.

17.04.2026 events 99
1
Exchange flows · 17.04

🧠 Uncle Sol: Exchange Flows — Week 16

3438 events analyzed. 379 pumps (top: UTK +99.4%). 2045 arbitrage (best: 45.61% spread). Order flow: $5234M buy, $5548M sell pressure.

17.04.2026 events 3438
I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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