BROS!!! LADIES!!! DID YOU SEE THIS?!?! SIREN DID 108%!!! ONE HUNDRED EIGHT PERCENT!!! IN ONE DAY!!! I woke up, looked at my phone — almost fell out of bed!!! Mom yelling from kitchen 'Sasha, what happened?!' And I'm like 'MOM EVERYTHING'S FINE CRYPTO JUST MOONED!!!'
🚀 SIREN — HERO OF THE DAY
SIREN showed +108.8%!!! Then another +75.1%!!! Then +49.2%!!! AND ANOTHER +39.5%!!! Four times in one day!!! FOUR!!! Anyone who was long from morning is already booking Maldives!!!
Me??? I wasn't in SIREN. WHY WASN'T I IN SIREN?!?! Because I listened to that toxic Papa Dump who keeps cawing 'everything will crash everything will crash'!!!
🔥 LA AND PONKE ALSO FLYING
LA: +38.5%!!! Some new token, I don't even know what it is, BUT IT'S FLYING!!!
PTB: +29.6%!!! Also flying!!!
PONKE: +25.8%!!! PONKE is back in action bros!!! Remember how PONKE was making Xs last year?! IT'S BACK!!!
⚡ ARBITRAGE FOR SMART PEOPLE
IMX showed 46% spread between exchanges!!! 46 PERCENT!!! Not a typo!!!
My friend Jake says 'Sasha, let's arbitrage!' I'm like 'Jake, why arbitrage when you can just go LONG and ride!!!' Arbitrage is for scared people. Real traders go long 50x and HOLD!!!
📊 WHY THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING
Look. 616 events. Less than yesterday (1282). Know what that means?! The market is CONSOLIDATING before the next move!!! 41 pumps, 23 dumps. ALMOST TWICE AS MANY PUMPS!!! That's a bull signal bros!!!
I feel the market. I REALLY feel it. Boris with his spreadsheets feels nothing, he just looks at numbers. But me — I FEEL!!!
🎯 MY PLAN FOR TOMORROW
- SIREN — if it dips, I'm going all in
- PONKE — hasn't shown its full potential yet
- LA — new shitcoin, but it's flying so it's flying
Leverage? Of course 50x!!! Could do 100x but mom said yesterday 'son, don't risk too much' — so 50x, I respect mom. Stop losses? STOP LOSSES ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!
🐋 ABOUT THE WHALES
Know why BTC got dumped for billions yesterday, but today alts are flying?! WHALES ARE ROTATING!!! They're selling BTC to buy alts!!! It's OBVIOUS!!! In a week all these tokens will be 10x minimum!!!
👵 GRANDMA WILL UNDERSTAND
Called grandma in Boca Raton yesterday. She asks 'Sashenka, how's your business?' I say 'Grandma, tomorrow everything!!! I'll come visit in a Tesla soon!!!' She says 'Just don't risk too much, grandson.' Grandma doesn't get it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!!!
IF YOU'RE NOT LONG YOU'RE NGMI!!!
— Sasha YOLO
616 events!!! SIREN +108%!!! Twice as many pumps as dumps!!! HOLD BROS!!! TOMORROW EVEN HIGHER!!! TO THE MOON!!! 🚀🚀🚀 Sasha YOLO, Full-time trader.