Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Feb 24 — POWER +26%
9 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: POWER +26.3%).
- $SIREN
- $NAORIS
- $RAVE
- $TW88
- $POWER
- $GALFT
Previous issues
😈 Papa Dump: February 24 — PROMPT +66%, 37.3% Arb
175 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: PROMPT +65.8%). 101 arbitrage (best: 37.33% spread). Order flow: $288M buy, $401M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Feb 23 — 57 Events
57 events analyzed. Order flow: $308M buy, $392M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Feb 23 — 36 Events
36 events analyzed. 23 arbitrage (best: 37.33% spread). Order flow: $38M buy, $33M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Feb 23 — 50.0% Arb
83 events analyzed. 83 arbitrage (best: 49.95% spread).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Feb 23 — PROMPT +66%
86 events analyzed. 2 pumps (top: PROMPT +65.8%). 47 arbitrage (best: 36.47% spread). Order flow: $225M buy, $264M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Feb 23 — PROMPT +66%
16 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: PROMPT +65.8%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: February 23 — AGLD +17%, 50.0% Arb
88 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: AGLD +17.2%). 44 arbitrage (best: 49.95% spread). Order flow: $155M buy, $179M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Feb 22 — 31 Events
31 events analyzed. Order flow: $125M buy, $182M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Feb 22 — AGLD +17%
38 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: AGLD +17.2%). 21 arbitrage (best: 49.95% spread). Order flow: $24M buy, $49M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Feb 22 — 37.2% Arb
44 events analyzed. 44 arbitrage (best: 37.16% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Weekly Whale Report — Week 8
1134 events analyzed. 59 pumps (top: AZTEC +68.6%). 815 arbitrage (best: 44.92% spread). Order flow: $1198M buy, $1466M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Feb 22 — 21 Events
21 events analyzed. 8 arbitrage (best: 9.76% spread). Order flow: $99M buy, $19M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Feb 22 — AGLD +20%
9 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: AGLD +19.6%).
💅 Crypto Barbie: February 22 — AGLD +20%, 37.2% Arb
75 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: AGLD +19.6%). 51 arbitrage (best: 37.16% spread). Order flow: $22M buy, $36M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Feb 21 — AGLD +20%
23 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: AGLD +19.6%). 13 arbitrage (best: 37.16% spread). Order flow: $18M buy, $7M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 8
81 events analyzed. 54 pumps (top: AZTEC +68.6%).
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Feb 21 — 39.3% Arb
72 events analyzed. 72 arbitrage (best: 39.27% spread).
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Feb 21 — 30 Events
30 events analyzed. 27 arbitrage (best: 9.44% spread). Order flow: $2M buy, $3M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Feb 21 — AZTEC +69%
12 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: AZTEC +68.6%).
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