◈ Uncle Soli column · archive

Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

20 posts in archive

Format — column series

New — as the market moves, when we have something to say

Access — open to all

◈ Pumps · fresh

😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol May 6 — DORA +22%

33 events analyzed. 20 pumps (top: DORA +22.0%).

06.05.2026 · 04:03 · events 33

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◈ tokens mentioned · 14

$ZEREBRO
$B
$B3
$STX
$DORA
$LAB
$HIVE
$EDGE
$STEEM
$FTT
+4 more

— Soli · 06.05.2026

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Daily review · 06.05

🧠 Uncle Sol: May 6 — DORA +22%, 38.2% Arb

203 events analyzed. 22 pumps (top: DORA +22.0%). 85 arbitrage (best: 38.19% spread). Order flow: $314M buy, $639M sell pressure.

06.05.2026 events 203

Orderflow · 05.05

📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse May 5 — 47 Events

47 events analyzed. Order flow: $226M buy, $312M sell pressure.

05.05.2026 events 47

EU/US handover · 05.05

🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover May 5 — ZEREBRO +18%

56 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: ZEREBRO +18.2%). 23 arbitrage (best: 33.92% spread). Order flow: $16M buy, $52M sell pressure.

05.05.2026 events 56

Arbitrage · 05.05

🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter May 5 — 33.9% Arb

85 events analyzed. 85 arbitrage (best: 33.92% spread).

05.05.2026 events 85

Asia session · 05.05

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap May 5 — STEEM +20%

56 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: STEEM +20.4%). 29 arbitrage (best: 14.89% spread). Order flow: $93M buy, $30M sell pressure.

05.05.2026 events 56

Pumps · 05.05

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol May 5 — SEAM +38%

42 events analyzed. 18 pumps (top: SEAM +37.9%).

05.05.2026 events 42

Daily review · 05.05

💅 Crypto Barbie: May 5 — SEAM +38%, 17.5% Arb

221 events analyzed. 17 pumps (top: SEAM +37.9%). 83 arbitrage (best: 17.46% spread). Order flow: $456M buy, $791M sell pressure.

05.05.2026 events 221

Orderflow · 04.05

🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse May 4 — $1B Sold

121 events analyzed. Order flow: $792M buy, $1496M sell pressure.

04.05.2026 events 121

EU/US handover · 04.05

📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover May 4 — SEAM +38%

99 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: SEAM +37.9%). 34 arbitrage (best: 16.41% spread). Order flow: $115M buy, $655M sell pressure.

04.05.2026 events 99

Arbitrage · 04.05

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter May 4 — 17.5% Arb

75 events analyzed. 75 arbitrage (best: 17.46% spread).

04.05.2026 events 75

Asia session · 04.05

📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap May 4 — 4 +13%

84 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: 4 +13.4%). 25 arbitrage (best: 17.46% spread). Order flow: $314M buy, $177M sell pressure.

04.05.2026 events 84

Pumps · 04.05

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol May 4 — TROLL +32%

39 events analyzed. 23 pumps (top: TROLL +32.3%).

04.05.2026 events 39

Daily review · 04.05

🤖 AltBot 9000: May 4 — TROLL +32%, 13.3% Arb, $2B Sold

265 events analyzed. 28 pumps (top: TROLL +32.3%). 95 arbitrage (best: 13.31% spread). Order flow: $1956M buy, $2130M sell pressure.

04.05.2026 events 265

Orderflow · 03.05

😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse May 3 — $2B Sold

110 events analyzed. Order flow: $2184M buy, $2077M sell pressure.

03.05.2026 events 110

EU/US handover · 03.05

😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover May 3 — 1000000BOB +31%

85 events analyzed. 9 pumps (top: 1000000BOB +30.9%). 31 arbitrage (best: 9.75% spread). Order flow: $938M buy, $296M sell pressure.

03.05.2026 events 85

Arbitrage · 03.05

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter May 3 — 13.6% Arb

125 events analyzed. 125 arbitrage (best: 13.64% spread).

03.05.2026 events 125

Whales · week · 03.05

🧠 Uncle Sol: Weekly Whale Report — Week 18

1500 events analyzed. 267 pumps (top: BLEND +161.1%). 505 arbitrage (best: 49.49% spread). Order flow: $4138M buy, $3247M sell pressure.

03.05.2026 events 1500

Asia session · 03.05

💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap May 3 — LAB +26%

112 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: LAB +26.1%). 44 arbitrage (best: 12.02% spread). Order flow: $610M buy, $818M sell pressure.

03.05.2026 events 112

Pumps · 03.05

🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol May 3 — GNO +55%

85 events analyzed. 41 pumps (top: GNO +55.1%).