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Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 11
118 events analyzed. 85 pumps (top: AIN +61.3%).
- $SOLV
- $CYS
- $TAG
- $10000SATS
- $OGN
- $GTC
- $PLAYSOUT
- $NAORIS
- $KGEN
- $OXT
- +10 more
Previous issues
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 14 — 13.5% Arb
87 events analyzed. 87 arbitrage (best: 13.49% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 14 — C +12%
24 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: C +11.9%). 17 arbitrage (best: 10.17% spread). Order flow: $16M buy, $24M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Mar 14 — 1000TAG +29%
18 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: 1000TAG +29.5%).
😈 Papa Dump: March 14 — 1000TAG +29%, 13.5% Arb
177 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: 1000TAG +29.5%). 95 arbitrage (best: 13.49% spread). Order flow: $229M buy, $409M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Mar 13 — 52 Events
52 events analyzed. Order flow: $230M buy, $399M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Exchange Flows — Week 11
1111 events analyzed. 85 pumps (top: AIN +61.3%). 687 arbitrage (best: 15.84% spread). Order flow: $2790M buy, $1772M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Mar 13 — BDXN +18%
87 events analyzed. 3 pumps (top: BDXN +18.0%). 44 arbitrage (best: 8.40% spread). Order flow: $190M buy, $278M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 13 — 9.2% Arb
97 events analyzed. 97 arbitrage (best: 9.16% spread).
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Mar 13 — 1000TAG +29%
34 events analyzed. 4 pumps (top: 1000TAG +29.5%). 10 arbitrage (best: 4.82% spread). Order flow: $38M buy, $22M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Mar 13 — UAI +30%
21 events analyzed. 17 pumps (top: UAI +30.1%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: March 13 — UAI +30%, 9.2% Arb
182 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: UAI +30.1%). 131 arbitrage (best: 9.16% spread). Order flow: $572M buy, $154M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Mar 12 — 22 Events
22 events analyzed. Order flow: $572M buy, $144M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Mar 12 — REQ +22%
66 events analyzed. 5 pumps (top: REQ +21.9%). 46 arbitrage (best: 8.17% spread). Order flow: $34M buy, $76M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 12 — 14.3% Arb
138 events analyzed. 138 arbitrage (best: 14.30% spread).
💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Mar 12 — UAI +24%
62 events analyzed. 6 pumps (top: UAI +24.0%). 47 arbitrage (best: 8.69% spread). Order flow: $2M buy, $11M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Mar 12 — DEGO +33%
34 events analyzed. 24 pumps (top: DEGO +32.9%).
💅 Crypto Barbie: March 12 — DEGO +33%, 14.3% Arb
199 events analyzed. 22 pumps (top: DEGO +32.9%). 127 arbitrage (best: 14.30% spread). Order flow: $326M buy, $201M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Mar 11 — 34 Events
34 events analyzed. Order flow: $326M buy, $208M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Mar 11 — TOWNS +27%
118 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: TOWNS +27.3%). 77 arbitrage (best: 9.90% spread). Order flow: $199M buy, $85M sell pressure.
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