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Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Mar 27 — KAT +66%
29 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: KAT +66.5%).
- $SIREN
- $STG
- $PROVE
- $VOXEL
- $BLESS
- $VCX
- $KAT
- $WHITEWHALE
- $NKN
- $ON
- +2 more
Previous issues
📊 Boring Boris: March 27 — KAT +66%, 9.8% Arb
288 events analyzed. 18 pumps (top: KAT +66.5%). 186 arbitrage (best: 9.77% spread). Order flow: $250M buy, $437M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Mar 26 — 59 Events
59 events analyzed. Order flow: $246M buy, $393M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Mar 26 — KAT +66%
107 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: KAT +66.5%). 75 arbitrage (best: 7.26% spread). Order flow: $91M buy, $146M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 26 — 21.7% Arb
163 events analyzed. 163 arbitrage (best: 21.69% spread).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 26 — UTK +57%
74 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: UTK +56.9%). 50 arbitrage (best: 9.77% spread). Order flow: $19M buy, $136M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Mar 26 — UTK +57%
28 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: UTK +56.9%).
😈 Papa Dump: March 26 — PROVE +53%, 21.7% Arb
207 events analyzed. 24 pumps (top: PROVE +53.3%). 136 arbitrage (best: 21.69% spread). Order flow: $93M buy, $163M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Mar 25 — 34 Events
34 events analyzed. Order flow: $108M buy, $163M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Mar 25 — FORTH +24%
66 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: FORTH +24.1%). 36 arbitrage (best: 8.92% spread). Order flow: $55M buy, $103M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 25 — 14.1% Arb
107 events analyzed. 107 arbitrage (best: 14.14% spread).
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Mar 25 — SIREN +18%
58 events analyzed. 9 pumps (top: SIREN +18.3%). 42 arbitrage (best: 7.58% spread). Order flow: $34M buy, $42M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Mar 25 — SIREN +18%
17 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: SIREN +18.3%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: March 25 — NAORIS +35%, 22.7% Arb
203 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: NAORIS +34.5%). 143 arbitrage (best: 22.71% spread). Order flow: $122M buy, $510M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Mar 24 — 24 Events
24 events analyzed. Order flow: $104M buy, $522M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Mar 24 — LRC +16%
42 events analyzed. 2 pumps (top: LRC +15.6%). 31 arbitrage (best: 8.91% spread). Order flow: $17M buy, $188M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 24 — 22.7% Arb
138 events analyzed. 138 arbitrage (best: 22.71% spread).
💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Mar 24 — NAORIS +35%
102 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: NAORIS +34.5%). 74 arbitrage (best: 22.71% spread). Order flow: $43M buy, $62M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Mar 24 — NAORIS +35%
38 events analyzed. 16 pumps (top: NAORIS +34.5%).
💅 Crypto Barbie: March 24 — BTR +18%, 17.3% Arb
129 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: BTR +18.2%). 86 arbitrage (best: 17.29% spread). Order flow: $277M buy, $164M sell pressure.
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