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Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Apr 14 — UTK +99%
167 events analyzed. 22 pumps (top: UTK +99.4%). 93 arbitrage (best: 27.16% spread). Order flow: $127M buy, $58M sell pressure.
- $币安人生
- $IRYS
- $NEIRO
- $COAI
- $TREE
- $AIA
- $BASED
- $ON
- $MEZO
- $B
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Previous issues
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Apr 14 — UTK +99%
104 events analyzed. 56 pumps (top: UTK +99.4%).
📊 Boring Boris: April 14 — MEZO +84%, 30.1% Arb, $1B Sold
771 events analyzed. 47 pumps (top: MEZO +84.5%). 573 arbitrage (best: 30.05% spread). Order flow: $1338M buy, $1308M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Apr 13 — $1B Sold
97 events analyzed. Order flow: $1775M buy, $1276M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Apr 13 — BULLA +22%
326 events analyzed. 15 pumps (top: BULLA +22.2%). 254 arbitrage (best: 10.73% spread). Order flow: $477M buy, $656M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 13 — 30.1% Arb
423 events analyzed. 423 arbitrage (best: 30.05% spread).
💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Apr 13 — ARIA +22%
178 events analyzed. 13 pumps (top: ARIA +21.7%). 141 arbitrage (best: 30.05% spread). Order flow: $49M buy, $173M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Apr 13 — RAVE +40%
46 events analyzed. 32 pumps (top: RAVE +39.9%).
😈 Papa Dump: April 13 — RAVE +40%, 27.8% Arb
404 events analyzed. 31 pumps (top: RAVE +39.9%). 259 arbitrage (best: 27.77% spread). Order flow: $722M buy, $509M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Orderflow Pulse Apr 12 — 101 Events
101 events analyzed. Order flow: $276M buy, $622M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: EU/US Crossover Apr 12 — XION +13%
156 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: XION +13.5%). 109 arbitrage (best: 19.03% spread). Order flow: $95M buy, $195M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 12 — 27.8% Arb
254 events analyzed. 254 arbitrage (best: 27.77% spread).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Weekly Whale Report — Week 15
2520 events analyzed. 205 pumps (top: TRADOOR +64.3%). 1672 arbitrage (best: 49.98% spread). Order flow: $3467M buy, $3646M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Apr 12 — RAVE +40%
132 events analyzed. 9 pumps (top: RAVE +39.9%). 72 arbitrage (best: 27.77% spread). Order flow: $101M buy, $244M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Apr 12 — CROSS +24%
76 events analyzed. 41 pumps (top: CROSS +24.1%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: April 12 — CROSS +24%, 19.1% Arb
457 events analyzed. 42 pumps (top: CROSS +24.1%). 298 arbitrage (best: 19.09% spread). Order flow: $619M buy, $587M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Apr 11 — 66 Events
66 events analyzed. Order flow: $711M buy, $442M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Apr 11 — ZEUS +21%
163 events analyzed. 16 pumps (top: ZEUS +20.5%). 113 arbitrage (best: 12.08% spread). Order flow: $236M buy, $136M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 15
320 events analyzed. 198 pumps (top: TRADOOR +64.3%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 11 — 22.8% Arb
365 events analyzed. 365 arbitrage (best: 22.83% spread).
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