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Observations.
Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 20 — 42.8% Arb
95 events analyzed. 95 arbitrage (best: 42.76% spread).
- $PIEVERSE
- $BOME
- $SKYAI
- $DOGS
- $GRIFFAIN
- $GUN
- $M
- $APR
- $HIGH
- $SPK
- +22 more
Previous issues
🧠 Uncle Sol: Asian Wrap Apr 20 — PIEVERSE +31%
68 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: PIEVERSE +30.7%). 31 arbitrage (best: 42.76% spread). Order flow: $300M buy, $264M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Apr 20 — DOGS +35%
70 events analyzed. 43 pumps (top: DOGS +34.8%).
📊 Boring Boris: April 20 — DOGS +35%, 49.0% Arb, $1B Sold
336 events analyzed. 47 pumps (top: DOGS +34.8%). 119 arbitrage (best: 49.02% spread). Order flow: $653M buy, $1029M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Apr 19 — $1B Sold
125 events analyzed. Order flow: $651M buy, $1129M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Apr 19 — DOGS +35%
113 events analyzed. 15 pumps (top: DOGS +34.8%). 35 arbitrage (best: 12.64% spread). Order flow: $207M buy, $250M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 19 — 49.0% Arb
177 events analyzed. 177 arbitrage (best: 49.02% spread).
📊 Boring Boris: Weekly Whale Report — Week 16
3370 events analyzed. 446 pumps (top: UTK +99.4%). 1862 arbitrage (best: 49.02% spread). Order flow: $4994M buy, $5725M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Apr 19 — RAVE +26%
144 events analyzed. 25 pumps (top: RAVE +26.4%). 55 arbitrage (best: 49.02% spread). Order flow: $443M buy, $390M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Apr 19 — REQ +47%
177 events analyzed. 99 pumps (top: REQ +47.1%).
😈 Papa Dump: April 19 — REQ +47%, 35.8% Arb
455 events analyzed. 98 pumps (top: REQ +47.1%). 204 arbitrage (best: 35.83% spread). Order flow: $21M buy, $665M sell pressure.
🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Apr 18 — 58 Events
58 events analyzed. Order flow: $22M buy, $572M sell pressure.
📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Apr 18 — REQ +47%
207 events analyzed. 40 pumps (top: REQ +47.1%). 91 arbitrage (best: 35.83% spread). Order flow: $5M buy, $206M sell pressure.
💅 Crypto Barbie: Altcoin Spotlight — Week 16
725 events analyzed. 414 pumps (top: UTK +99.4%).
🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Apr 18 — 35.8% Arb
160 events analyzed. 160 arbitrage (best: 35.83% spread).
📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Apr 18 — ALICE +33%
128 events analyzed. 34 pumps (top: ALICE +32.8%). 59 arbitrage (best: 32.93% spread). Order flow: $9M buy, $44M sell pressure.
🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Apr 18 — SIREN +52%
135 events analyzed. 84 pumps (top: SIREN +52.3%).
🧠 Uncle Sol: April 18 — SIREN +52%, 41.9% Arb
514 events analyzed. 83 pumps (top: SIREN +52.3%). 264 arbitrage (best: 41.86% spread). Order flow: $609M buy, $528M sell pressure.
😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Apr 17 — 99 Events
99 events analyzed. Order flow: $665M buy, $629M sell pressure.
🧠 Uncle Sol: Exchange Flows — Week 16
3438 events analyzed. 379 pumps (top: UTK +99.4%). 2045 arbitrage (best: 45.61% spread). Order flow: $5234M buy, $5548M sell pressure.
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