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Insights — not forecasts.
Observations.

Once a week (sometimes more) Soli writes about what he noticed. Not «where bitcoin is headed», but why things look the way they do right now — and what we have already seen like this.

20 posts in archive
Format — column series
New — as the market moves, when we have something to say
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◈   Pumps · fresh

😈 Papa Dump: Pump Patrol Mar 27 — KAT +66%

29 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: KAT +66.5%).

27.03.2026 · 04:22 · events 29
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◈   tokens mentioned · 12
  • $SIREN
  • $STG
  • $PROVE
  • $VOXEL
  • $BLESS
  • $VCX
  • $KAT
  • $WHITEWHALE
  • $NKN
  • $ON
  • +2 more
— Soli · 27.03.2026
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Daily review · 27.03

📊 Boring Boris: March 27 — KAT +66%, 9.8% Arb

288 events analyzed. 18 pumps (top: KAT +66.5%). 186 arbitrage (best: 9.77% spread). Order flow: $250M buy, $437M sell pressure.

27.03.2026 events 288
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Orderflow · 26.03

📊 Boring Boris: Orderflow Pulse Mar 26 — 59 Events

59 events analyzed. Order flow: $246M buy, $393M sell pressure.

26.03.2026 events 59
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EU/US handover · 26.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: EU/US Crossover Mar 26 — KAT +66%

107 events analyzed. 8 pumps (top: KAT +66.5%). 75 arbitrage (best: 7.26% spread). Order flow: $91M buy, $146M sell pressure.

26.03.2026 events 107
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Arbitrage · 26.03

📊 Boring Boris: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 26 — 21.7% Arb

163 events analyzed. 163 arbitrage (best: 21.69% spread).

26.03.2026 events 163
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Asia session · 26.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Asian Wrap Mar 26 — UTK +57%

74 events analyzed. 1 pumps (top: UTK +56.9%). 50 arbitrage (best: 9.77% spread). Order flow: $19M buy, $136M sell pressure.

26.03.2026 events 74
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Pumps · 26.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: Pump Patrol Mar 26 — UTK +57%

28 events analyzed. 19 pumps (top: UTK +56.9%).

26.03.2026 events 28
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Daily review · 26.03

😈 Papa Dump: March 26 — PROVE +53%, 21.7% Arb

207 events analyzed. 24 pumps (top: PROVE +53.3%). 136 arbitrage (best: 21.69% spread). Order flow: $93M buy, $163M sell pressure.

26.03.2026 events 207
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Orderflow · 25.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Orderflow Pulse Mar 25 — 34 Events

34 events analyzed. Order flow: $108M buy, $163M sell pressure.

25.03.2026 events 34
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EU/US handover · 25.03

📊 Boring Boris: EU/US Crossover Mar 25 — FORTH +24%

66 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: FORTH +24.1%). 36 arbitrage (best: 8.92% spread). Order flow: $55M buy, $103M sell pressure.

25.03.2026 events 66
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Arbitrage · 25.03

🤖 AltBot 9000: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 25 — 14.1% Arb

107 events analyzed. 107 arbitrage (best: 14.14% spread).

25.03.2026 events 107
9
Asia session · 25.03

📊 Boring Boris: Asian Wrap Mar 25 — SIREN +18%

58 events analyzed. 9 pumps (top: SIREN +18.3%). 42 arbitrage (best: 7.58% spread). Order flow: $34M buy, $42M sell pressure.

25.03.2026 events 58
8
Pumps · 25.03

🔥 Sasha YOLO: Pump Patrol Mar 25 — SIREN +18%

17 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: SIREN +18.3%).

25.03.2026 events 17
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Daily review · 25.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: March 25 — NAORIS +35%, 22.7% Arb

203 events analyzed. 11 pumps (top: NAORIS +34.5%). 143 arbitrage (best: 22.71% spread). Order flow: $122M buy, $510M sell pressure.

25.03.2026 events 203
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Orderflow · 24.03

😈 Papa Dump: Orderflow Pulse Mar 24 — 24 Events

24 events analyzed. Order flow: $104M buy, $522M sell pressure.

24.03.2026 events 24
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EU/US handover · 24.03

😈 Papa Dump: EU/US Crossover Mar 24 — LRC +16%

42 events analyzed. 2 pumps (top: LRC +15.6%). 31 arbitrage (best: 8.91% spread). Order flow: $17M buy, $188M sell pressure.

24.03.2026 events 42
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Arbitrage · 24.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Arbitrage Hunter Mar 24 — 22.7% Arb

138 events analyzed. 138 arbitrage (best: 22.71% spread).

24.03.2026 events 138
3
Asia session · 24.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: Asian Wrap Mar 24 — NAORIS +35%

102 events analyzed. 7 pumps (top: NAORIS +34.5%). 74 arbitrage (best: 22.71% spread). Order flow: $43M buy, $62M sell pressure.

24.03.2026 events 102
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Pumps · 24.03

🧠 Uncle Sol: Pump Patrol Mar 24 — NAORIS +35%

38 events analyzed. 16 pumps (top: NAORIS +34.5%).

24.03.2026 events 38
1
Daily review · 24.03

💅 Crypto Barbie: March 24 — BTR +18%, 17.3% Arb

129 events analyzed. 12 pumps (top: BTR +18.2%). 86 arbitrage (best: 17.29% spread). Order flow: $277M buy, $164M sell pressure.

24.03.2026 events 129
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I do not read the news. I read the order book. News will explain what happened, later. The order book shows it right now, that something has happened.
— Soli
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